October 2010
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September 2010
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I live in a rock…under a hole…in a well
– Phoebe, el rio 9.27.10
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some favorite words that don't mean what they...
there have been a couple of interesting interpretations of common phrases that have made me smile (and cringe) lately.
“beckon call” a.k.a. beck and call
“party hearty” a.k.a. party hardy
and the best. well, the worst. found on a resume. submitted to me. for realz.
“references available a pone request” a.k.a. you gotta be kidding me.
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upside-down facemobile
good band name
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karaoke relay race
good band name
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open letter to SFPD
**disclaimer: there will decidedly be profanity in the following letter. proceed with caution.**
dear SFPD,
i have an idea. how about you back off my nuts for a while. seriously. back the fuck off. how about instead of trolling for some action and giving me a ticket for an expired registration, you drive 7 blocks south and actually bust some bad guys. honestly. right now, RIGHT NOW there is a...
whaaaoooooo…sunglasses! …johnny depp.
– chelsey. makeout room. 9.11.10
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"ugly" vegas carpets... →
i dunno, i think a few of them a pretty great!
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largest swimming pool in the world. →
i want to go to this!!!
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2008, part 1
sorry, dave. not trying to make you more homesick…
wait. yes i am.
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hey hey! take a look at this little video that i shot that susannah and amelia put together for me!!! <3